Essie's No Chips Ahead Topcoat Review

Meh. A bird crapped in my hair the other day, after i tore my bathing suit in the buttock region (screw boat cleats.) Plus I got elbowed in the head today and now I have a gigantor knot in it. But that's not the point of this post now, is it? No, the point is Essie's "No Chips Ahead" Topcoat. I feel like when Essie made this polish, they said: "Okay. How are we gonna do this? Wait wait, I got it. We'll make the polish PEEL, not CHIP!" and my friends, in that they succeeded. Within a day, all the polish on two of my nails came off, and one is beginning to chip. Granted, I feel like I may have added too many coats of the enamel. BUT STILL.